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16 (Funny, Unusual, Artful, Tasteful) Valentine’s Day Cards You Can Buy on Amazon

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Whether you’re in a long-term relationship, or if you’re wondering if the person you’re seeing wants to make things official, Amazon has a surprising bounty of Valentine’s Day cards for you to choose from. We’ve found tasteful, artsy, punny, and even pop-up options for pretty much everyone — even those who hate the holiday, but secretly keep an eye on the postbox.

Funny and Punny Valentine’s Cards

I Choo-Choo-Choose You Valentine’s Day Card

A Simpsons classic.

Central 23 - Valentine's Anniversary Card

Perfect for the person you’ve just started seeing.

Central 23 - Louis Theroux Card

Pair it with an improving documentary on iPlayer.

Central 23 Otter Card

While it’s not strictly true that otters mate for life, we still dig this punny card.

Bees Valentine's Day Card

Suggested inscription: “Bee mine.”

Pop-up Valentine’s Day Cards

Howaf 2 Pack Valentine's Day Card Love Card

A touch extra but still charming.

3-D Pop-up Love Gift Card Greeting Card

So you can give bae your heart.

PopLife Typewriter "I Love You So Much" 3D Pop Up

Pedants will appreciate the full stop at the end of the typed sentence in the mini typewriter.

Crafty and Unusual Valentine’s Day Cards

Sheep (I Wool Always Love EWE) Card

Double the pun, plus wool for texture.

Cooraby Bamboo Wooden Greeting Card

Bamboo for your boo.

Dried Flower Greetings Cards (12 pack)

Say it with (dried) flowers.

Artful Valentine’s Day Cards

Gustav Klimt - The Kiss

Another good option for an as-yet-undefined relationship.

Royal Academy Tracey Emin Love I Love You Art Greeting Card

And an arty choice for a long-term partnership.

Blank Valentine’s Day Cards

Gold Heart – Flat Notes

These would be sweet for a galentine’s celebration.

Floral Pattern Designed by William Morris Greeting Card

For your Arts and Crafts sweetheart.

All Occasion Greeting Cards (48 Pack)

If you have multiple dates this Valentine’s Day, a multi-pack with some suggestive fruit is a fine choice.

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16 Valentine’s Cards You Can Buy on Amazon