Whether you’re in a long-term relationship, or if you’re wondering if the person you’re seeing wants to make things official, Amazon has a surprising bounty of Valentine’s Day cards for you to choose from. We’ve found tasteful, artsy, punny, and even pop-up options for pretty much everyone — even those who hate the holiday, but secretly keep an eye on the postbox.
Funny and Punny Valentine’s Cards
A Simpsons classic.
While it’s not strictly true that otters mate for life, we still dig this punny card.
Pop-up Valentine’s Day Cards
Pedants will appreciate the full stop at the end of the typed sentence in the mini typewriter.
Crafty and Unusual Valentine’s Day Cards
Double the pun, plus wool for texture.
Bamboo for your boo.
Say it with (dried) flowers.
Artful Valentine’s Day Cards
Another good option for an as-yet-undefined relationship.
And an arty choice for a long-term partnership.
Blank Valentine’s Day Cards
These would be sweet for a galentine’s celebration.
For your Arts and Crafts sweetheart.
If you have multiple dates this Valentine’s Day, a multi-pack with some suggestive fruit is a fine choice.
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