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19 (Funny, Unusual, Artful, Tasteful) Valentine’s Day Cards You Can Buy on Amazon

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Celebrating Valentine’s Day this year doesn’t have to involve a meme-y “Hands, face, my place” kind of card — don’t fret. Whether you’re in a long-term relationship, or if you’re wondering if the person you’re seeing wants to make things official, there are plenty of actually nice Valentine’s Card options on Amazon. We’ve found tasteful, artsy, punny, and even pop-up options for pretty much everyone — even those who hate the holiday, but secretly keep an eye on the postbox.

Funny and Punny Valentine’s Cards

Pair it with an episode of Grounded.

Perfect for the person you’ve just started seeing.

While it’s not strictly true that otters mate for life, we still dig this punny card.

Suggested inscription: “Bee mine.”

Pop-up Valentine’s Day Cards

If you want something even more ornate, we like this 3-D cherry-blossom card.

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A charming 3-D card in a matchstick box.

If cooking lobsters is out of the question this year, how about this pop-up card instead?

Pedants will appreciate the full stop at the end of the typed sentence in the mini typewriter.

Crafty and Unusual Valentine’s Day Cards

Artful Valentine’s Day Cards

More expensive, sure, but this watercolour card would look lovely in a frame.

We also like this one — both are by O11E Word, a California-based print shop.

A good option for an as-yet-undefined relationship.

Blank Valentine’s Day Cards

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When it comes to proclamations of love, sometimes you should stick to the classics.

Small Thank You Cards Multipack
£8 for 50
£8 for 50

These simple fold-over cards come in a multi-pack — perfect if you have a few Valentines this year.

And a book of stamps

First Class Stamps
£13 for 12

Did you know? You can pick up a book of stamps on Amazon, too (should you be self-isolating).

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19 Valentine’s Cards You Can Buy on Amazon